Nilpy eth Gnoyeru ta Oacpsen
A secret source has revealed that a highly sought-after rare beer will be available somewhere in the western burbs of Philly on Sat (3/3) @ 10:30am. Along with this beer will be two other hop heavy offerings from the same brewer and a tasty mix of other hop bombs. Many beer fans would smack their mamas simply to have the opportunity to sample these pours. I've promised not to reveal much more, although other advocates have already put the word out on the street. For this reason expect a mass of humanity to gather early. These grainy surveillance photos and a cryptic message are all I can provide on the location for the event. Good luck beer brethren and godspeed. Hope to see you there.