Good Beer Tomorrow, Somewhere

Nilpy eth Gnoyeru ta Oacpsen

A secret source has revealed that a highly sought after rare beer will be available somewhere in the western burbs of Philly on Sat (4/2) @ 10:30am. Along with this beer will be 5 other highly sought after beers from the same brewer. I promised I wouldn't reveal much more, although other advocates have already put the word out on the street.  For this reason expect a mass of humanity to gather early. Prepay tickets ($6.50 cash) for 1 snifter (5.5oz) per person of the highly sought after rare beer will be available for purchase to those in line.  This grainy surveillance photo and cryptic message are all I can provide on the location for the event.  Good luck beer brethern and godspeed. Hope to see you there.